If you're old enough to read these words, there’s a 99.9% chance you’ve said something to piss off a woman. And while we’re sure you probably didn’t mean to elicit that strong of a reaction, you can probably recall a few cringe-worthy memories when some flippant remark made your girl (or a complete stranger) fly off the handle.
如果你是到了一定年紀才來看這篇文章，那很可能是你說了什么不中聽的話惹惱了某個女性。不過雖然我們明白你并無心讓對方生氣，但是你一定也能回憶起幾段因為失言而得罪了你的愛人（或者某個陌生女人）的尷尬經歷。

To help you know what not to say to any woman from here on out, we asked 10 female comedians about what men say that irritates them the most. Here are their takes on the words that should never leave your lips again—unless you really enjoy the doghouse.
為了幫助大家弄清楚女性對哪些來自男性的話最反感，我們詢問了10個女喜劇演員。以下是她們的回答?？赐赀@些，你要是不想住狗窩的話，可千萬不要再把這樣的話掛在嘴邊了。

“Are you wearing that?”
No.1 “你真的要穿這件衣服？”

“If you’re taking me out somewhere, and you see me with clothes on, then yes, I'm wearing that. This is not a hologram outfit under which I'm actually naked and about to get dressed in something you won't passive-aggressively tell me you don't like.”
–Fara Greenbaum, comedian, New York City
“你跟我出門的時候，如果你看見我穿了，那我就是穿了。我并沒有裸體穿全息服裝，我也不打算換上合你口味的衣服。”
——喜劇演員法拉·格林鮑姆，來自紐約

“You should smile more.”
No.2 “你應該多笑笑?！?/strong>