Scarab Bracelet
甲蟲手鐲

Jewelry is a great way to show Mom how much you love her, but diamonds are so ordinary. No mom will be bugged by this bracelet made from the carcasses of 10 dead beetles. It's a steal at only $3,950.
買首飾最能看出你有多愛媽媽了，但鉆石又太普通。那就買這款手鐲吧，由10只死掉的甲蟲串制而成，媽媽一定不會討厭的。非常便宜，才3950美元。

Flask That Looks Like Tampon
“衛生棉”酒杯

Moms spend so many hours watching inept soccer games and half-assed piano recitals, it's a shame they have to do it sober. But flasks are so obvious, which is why this device is so brilliant. It's a tube that slips inside of a tampon-shaped sleeve. It's foolproof! People will think Mom is sticking a tampon to her lips when she's really sipping on a gin and tonic.
媽媽們很多時候都在看無聊的足球賽，或者聽半吊子的鋼琴演奏，真可惜不能來點兒酒助興。但端著酒杯未免太顯眼了，這正好襯托出這款產品的聰明之處：它是個可以塞進布套里的小細瓶子，而這個布套被設計成了衛生棉條的樣子。簡單吧！拿起來抿一口金湯力雞尾酒，別人還以為媽媽在往嘴上貼衛生棉呢。