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完美的女人和男人

2010-05-31 11:01
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

不是只有人會犯錯

2010-05-28 09:56
So just fasten your seatbelts, sit back and enjoy your trip. Because this is all electronically controlled, nothing can ever go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong...

我肯定

2010-05-27 09:24
A little boy came home with a five-dollar bill and said he found it.“Are you sure it was lost?” asked his mother.

這是我的褲子

2010-05-26 10:30
“Look, look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”

中了自己的毒

2010-05-25 10:00
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

鳥窩

2010-05-24 09:13
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

遲早都會點著

2010-05-21 10:18
"Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later." He said with a smile.

為什么跳

2010-05-20 09:56
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

忘記密碼

2010-05-19 10:08
"Why are you so nervous?" I asked him. "The numbers are the date of our anniversary," my husband confessed.

還是世界和平容易些

2010-05-18 10:08
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".

警察也違法

2010-05-17 10:44
Susie: "That's okay, Dad, the policeman behind you just did the same thing."

什么叫醉酒

2010-05-14 09:23
"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

閃電不要錢

2010-05-13 10:12
Teacher: Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?

沒必要回答

2010-05-12 09:19
Teacher:"I have two questions, it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question. How much hair do you have?"

電梯的說法

2010-05-11 10:07
"I think I should know what it's called," said the American."After all, elevators were invented in the United States."

逝去的頭發

2010-05-10 09:16
Someone asked a woman, "I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dear memento from some loved one."

你也不能打我

2010-05-07 13:16
Father: Because you beat the younger child. I'll never let it happen again. Son: But I'm younger than you, you can't beat me anyway!

不要告訴她

2010-05-06 13:10
Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.

車道上的瘋子

2010-05-05 11:12
Herman says,“I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”

上帝一定有電腦

2010-05-04 10:57
"Do you know," she said to him one day, "that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing."

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