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Humor Joke 幽默笑話

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精明的家庭主婦

2008-04-18 09:19

只收現金和信用卡

2008-04-17 09:30
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.

美夢

2008-04-16 09:13
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat(貂皮大衣) and a diamond ring."

醉鬼

2008-04-15 08:57
A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"

父親在哪兒?

2008-04-11 09:17
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

可憐的丈夫

2008-04-10 09:08
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.

我沒有睡著

2008-04-09 09:28
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

這沒什么

2008-04-08 09:59
Joshua Reynolds was a great artist, the art teacher told her students. " With a single stroke of a brush, he could change a smiling face to a frowning one."

婚姻生活

2008-04-07 12:39
A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.

漁網

2008-04-02 08:59
"Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?"

我多大了?

2008-04-01 09:00
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.

啤酒是洗頭用的

2008-03-31 09:05
Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.

你是正常人嗎?

2008-03-28 11:06
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

兩個笨賊

2008-03-27 09:11
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

這是我的座位

2008-03-26 16:24
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.

我們的尾巴

2008-03-25 10:57
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

我干得怎么樣?

2008-03-24 10:07
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

別賣那頭牛

2008-03-21 09:09
The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable.

墓地驚魂

2008-03-20 09:09
One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.

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